🚂 TOOT TOOT – Total Trainwreck Tee
“I’m not always a trainwreck… just kidding. TOOT TOOT.”
The chaos is chronic, the self-awareness is high, and this tee is your official conductor uniform for life’s hot mess express. Ride in comfort, derail with flair.
• Comfort Colors tee – soft enough to soothe your meltdown
• Unisex fit for your everyday disasters
• Screen-printed design with vintage vibes + zero regrets
• May cause spontaneous snorting
🧼 Care Instructions
Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, and never iron your issues.
🖤 At Pick Your Poison Co., every tee is a whole mood—bold, snarky, and a little offbeat (just like you).
✨ Wear your attitude. Pick your poison. ✨
