{"product_id":"odder-things-candle-misery-stopper","title":"Odder Things Candle - Misery Stopper","description":"\u003ch2 data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e🍬 Misery Stopper\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"4\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Cure-All for the Monday Blues\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003eIn the old days of the Odder family circus, they had a secret stash. It wasn't gold, and it wasn't medicine—it was a jar of \"Misery Stoppers.\" Whenever the rain wouldn't stop or the tightrope walker got the jitters, out came the sweets.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003eWe’ve bottled that legendary \"instant-smile\" energy. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"53\"\u003eMisery Stopper\u003c\/b\u003e isn't just a candle; it’s an olfactory intervention. It smells like sunshine distilled through a sugar lens—bright, unapologetically sweet, and weirdly effective at making you forget why you were grumpy in the first place.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003eThink of it as a candy-coated shield against the outside world. Light it up and let the gloom evaporate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 data-path-to-node=\"8\"\u003eThe Specs:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul data-path-to-node=\"9\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,0,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Scent Profile:\u003c\/b\u003e High-octane sugar, candied citrus peel, and a heavy dose of pure, unadulterated sunshine.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,1,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eThe Mood:\u003c\/b\u003e An immediate serotonin boost for when the Ypsi clouds get a little too grey.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,2,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9oz of solid to liquid joy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,3,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/b\u003e 50+ hours. (That’s a lot of misery-stopping power).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"9,4,0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/b\u003e May cause spontaneous whistling and a sudden urge to buy a unicycle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"10\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"10\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eBecause sometimes, the best way to deal with life's oddities is to coat them in sugar.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"This, That \u0026 the ODDer things","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43088188964930,"sku":null,"price":18.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0266\/6404\/2562\/files\/IMG_4663.jpg?v=1773509057","url":"https:\/\/odderthings.com\/products\/odder-things-candle-misery-stopper","provider":"This, That \u0026 the ODDer things","version":"1.0","type":"link"}