Honest AF Greeting Cards

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Title

Swallow

Blahblahblah

Merry fucking Christmas

Favorite asshole

I fucked up

You’re fucking nuts!!

You get on my fucking nerves

Bad ass bitch

Fucking Unicorn

Real Honest Shit Inside

This Thing is Fucking Awesome

Dopest Dad Ever

Dopest Mom Ever

Good Dick Big Heart

Dear Life this Shit isn't funny

Sometimes the best Dads are Mom

You’re Alright I Guess

Wife of the Year

Pull Out Game Weak

HBD HOE

Santa Sack

You Got Totally Screwed

And on the 8th Day

Being Single is Much Better

Can We Just F—k

Ho Ho Ho Hoe

I Miss You Like Crazy

Shit I Said

You’ve Got This

Dysfucktional

Follow Your Heart

Mr. & Mrs. F*ing Awesome

Proud As Fuck Button

Santa’s Favorite Ho Button

Dope as F*ck Vinyl Sticker

Fuck You. Pay Me.

Dad I'm so Glad ... Pull Out Game Weak

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